Chloe Don't Stop: 5 Seconds of Summer Official Fan Site
March 8, 2014: Australia, the real open air prison. Never as a kid did I think 14-year-old me would have any interest in Australia, that was until 4 punk hunks came into my life, telling me I "looked so perfect standing there". There called 5 Seconds of Summer, made up of the lead singer, Luke Hemmings, the gutuarist Micheal Clifford, the drummer Ashton Irwin, and the bassist Calum Hood. Calum plays an electric bass, ironically, if he were holding me on stage I wouldn't wanna be upright either. Here's a little something to treat my readers, click the cutie.
April 6, 2014: The boys just uploaded a tour announcement video, 5 countries in 5 days. You could not possibly fathom the fire burning in my yearning heart when I saw the announcement. To get the opportunity to see the boys up close, to smell Luke's natural musk from the front row, or Micheal Clifford's 5-in-1. To hear the vibration of Ashton's kickdrum reverberating through my heart and soul, giving him a look so he knows I wish the kick pedal was me, being stomped on over and over by a guy who says words like "billabong" and "dinkum". But much to my berievement I discovered that they were not coming to America. There's a lip ring sized hole in my heart that will never be filled. How could they do this to me? They think Spain and Sweden are more important? As we all know Pewdiepie loves 5SOS. Yea right.
June 12, 2014: Some have asked me, "why is it that you like 5SOS over 1D?" These mindless pions worship at the alter of there Harry and Louis's, never even fathoming the charm of a Micheal Clifford. Never understanding the preference of someone who appreciates a spikey, dyed-hair emo boy with an eyebrow piercing above his piercing eyes. He looks like a Minecraft youtuber and yet, I'm his biggest creeper. Go ahead with your Zayn's and Liam's. I'll stay protected under Calum's Hood. You girls go nuts over 1D's generic pop ideations, I'm a punk, I can't relate. This is not "music" that I "listen to" this is a lifestyle for me. My mom booked my appiontment at Claire's tomorrow for my very first piercing! I'm so excited, it's going to be in ... my ears! It's going to be in both ears not just one, because Stacy at school said that means you're gay. I said, "But I'm already happy" and she had no idea what I meant, it was so funny and embarassing for her.
July 20, 2014: The "Don't Stop" music video really changed me. To see them all in there superhero costumes, with there masks and fake muscles, it was representational of how I see them. There my hereos and there here to rescue me. Rescue me from this imperfect world, rescue me from my mother and my mundane Mid-West life. Things get hard but I Don't Stop doing what I'm doing.
August 27, 2014: Sorry if it's been a while since my last post. I started school again recently so thats been taking up a majority of my time. ...or actually maybe it won't because today I got suspended, yep. I got into a fight, you guys didn't believe me when I said I was punk huh? I was talking with my friend in pre-algebra about 5 Seconds of Summer and Debra interrupted saying, "more like 5 seconds of fame." Which is all pretty ironic because 5 is also the amount of red marks I left on her face with my textbook before the teacher sent me to the principal's office. He told me that my grades were good and my brain was too valuable to be infested with boys. I'd be curious what his brains are infested with after that rumor about him and the English teacher.
August 29, 2014: Today my mom said to me, "I hope that cardboard cutout is giving fatherly advice". Real adult of her. Like it's my fault she can't keep a date. Guys, if anybody is actually reading this, I have a rule about getting personal online, and I try my best not to do it, but to put it gently, my mom gives it up too easily. She's been having 5 years of summer as far as my quarter inch walls are concerned. Ughh and I get so sick when she tries to push her music taste onto me. Alanis Morissette? Yea maybe there's a reason my mom likes breakup songs, I never thought of that till now. The Smashing Pumpkins? Why is he doing a Spongebob voice? Despite all his rage he still sounds like if Timmy Turner got introspective and started picking up smoking. The older generation doesn't understand. They think that just because a voice is auto-tuned or a guitar sounds processed that that makes a song less valuable. The core message can still resonate with me, all that other stuff is just production value. 5sos can move me the same way Bob Dylan moves a nerd with no girlfriend.
August 31, 2014: I think I'm going to take a break from the blog, mostly because it doesn't feel like anybody is listening. I feel like I'm shouting into this big hole of Luke Hemmings and Ashton Irwin. I can't keep yelling in Ashton's big hole. I have to take a break and re-evaluate some things. Do I have an addictive personality? Why do I feel the need to consume media in an obbsessive way? Why can't I just enjoy it and move on? I can't keep going about my life just waiting for the day these boys enter it. My life is not a fan fiction. I am not about to enter a new class where Calum is my proffessor and he want's to see me after class. And then he definitely will not stand over me with both his hands on my desk as his tie swings in front of my face. "I've really taken note of you in class, you show a real promise that the others don't, if I'm being honest." You act all embarrassed and he likes that about you. You tell him that you enjoy his class a lot and you're always very attentive. "I'm sure you are." He says in a sly tone. "What?" you ask, not wanting to make it obvious that you have a crush on him. "I see the way you look at me when I walk in in my corduroys and Converse." he says. Your face is beat red as you bury your face in your hands. He moves in a little closer, you can almost smell his lunch. "To tell you the truth I like you too, I mean you don't know what you do to me somedays. But I- I can't, I'm your professor and your my student, this is so wrong. But... oh well you know I can't resist you." Anyways that's what i want to happen but it won't, so I might as well give up now.
September 11, 2014: Some have asked me why not Big Time Rush? Ha! Big Time Rush? You mean the children's entertainers? Big Time Rush like the Nickelodeon show? With the wacky sound effects? If I wanted to date a kids show character it'd be Johnny Bravo. The circumspection you'd have to have to think I'd like a song like Any Kind of Guy, ok wait that one's pretty good, but Boyfriend is such a lul. They make music for kids, and I am not a kid I'm 14. I mean who are the members: Kendal Shit? I think he should be Big Time Rushing out of the closet. James Maslow? He gives me racist vibes idk what it is. Carlos Penis? I mean Pena, sorry. "Oh he's the funny one" I can hear you saying. Yea...funny looking. Also click the meme to see a secret piece of blackmail, very rare footage, that exposes there transgressions.
September 2, 2014: I've changed my mind completely. Today September 2nd is the day that I woke up to a notification. "@Real_Luke_Hemmings retweeted your post" it was like people celebrating the collapse of the Berlin wall, or you know Regan's assassination attempt. It is a day that will be celebrated in history. The tweet read, "Luke's vocals on Amnesia make me believe in a god." He appreciates how much I appreciate him, I feel seen. My mom said, "I regret ever giving you internet access." Lets see if she feels the same way when I show her and all her friends. It's gotten a lot of replies now too because of that. Some of the fans have pointed out some of my "passionate" opinions on my page and said very rude things in the comments. I just can't help but shine through now that Luke knows I exist though.
September 3, 2014: Now they found my blog, oh lord, I think this might be the end of the road here. I don't know if I can go on. I've been getting emails and comments of people angry over my tweets. One person threatened me over a tweet where all I said was, "that Abigail Breslin peaked at Little Miss Sunshine and she needs to keep Michael's name out of her disgusting pig mouth." Thats all I said. This was in response to her breakup song about Michael, if the Razzie's had a music catagory lemme tell you. Some people were making fun of me, you know what if your going to make fun of me say it to my face!
September 5, 2014: I have love in my heart for a world that does not want to love me back but that is ok I will find my place in the sun and I'm finding it. The way people speak about me is appalling...i've never been that mean to a person in my life...i have been caustic and sassy but wow i really know not to do that now. I've learned empathy, patience, and kindness on a new level I think. Click the pic to see an edit I made under an unsuspecting psudonym.
January 7, 2015: When I said before that Luke Hemming's vocals made me believe in a god I wasn't joking. I don't iv'e started to take stock over what's important. I've been a Baptist ever since, part of the reason was that it might help me get these impure thoughts about these boys out of my head. Which I'm still working on. But lemme run you down a list of what I like so far.
- Reasons why Baptism rules
If Mel Gibson appeals to you then you should join me and convert to Baptism and together we can make a change. I'm doing my best to get the boys out of my head.
February 11, 2015 I just found out that there going to be in Noblesville in August on there tour, I could drive there. God wouldn't mind if I heard a little rock and roll. And if Luke happends to get sweaty and take his shirt off, I don't think god would mind that either. And I know I wouldn't. Who am I kidding I bought my tickets already. If any of you who read are going to be at this show look for me and I'd love to meet you. You'll be able to tell is me when you see the girl screaming and pissing her fruit of the looms. Yall actually don't want to see me when they perform Amnesia, I will be an absolute sobbing mess. I don't know how to act, I'm actually so excited I'm shaking. August can't get here any sooner. Maybe if I just sleep more and more, the date will get here faster. It'll be like I'm dead till they bring me back to life.
August 22, 2015 I just got back from seeing 5 seconds of summer and let me tell you it was an experience, to see them live. To hear them, and there powerful voices up close. Everybody killed it. I went with my mom and I could even tell that she was enjoying herself. We danced and had a great time. I'm not used to seeing my mom like that, as a friend. I always felt like she was just kind of there, like a roomate. But we really bonded tonight and I think it's the start of something very special. Who knows maybe she can get with Ashton backstage and I can have a new dad. Don't worry, humor is just my way of dealing with trauma, that and I think now music. The boys have inspired me so much that I want to start writing my own music. I don't know, well see. Getting to see Luke up close and hear him, it was magical. I thought he was making eye contact with me for a second but he was just spacing out. He's probably battling demons. Here's a pic from the show.
December 26, 2015 A new article in The Rolling Stone has come out today. They did a featurette on 5SOS with the boys posed nude on the cover. I'm having mixed emotions. The article is atrocious to put it buntly. Never have I had this much disapointment in someone i'd looked up to. Idk what to say. Luke said, "When you put 4 young dudes on a tour bus, playing theaters, then arenas, you’re going to have sex with a lot of girls, I guess. ‘We had a good time.’ Multiple girls in one night? ‘Feel like I shouldn’t say. ‘You could say the possibility of this is high… the possibilities are endless.” I don't want to imagine you slaying babes with your meat sword every night. I want to imagine you respectfully slaying me on our wedding night. I'm torn here ladies because on the one hand, I personally am a fan of the cover. Sue me! It almost had me licking my computer screen to paint a vivid image in your mind. But on the other hand they really come off as duchebags in this article. Some fans are saying blame the magazine not them but that sounds like a cope.
February 18, 2020: I logged into my Neocities page and forgot about this old blog I used to have, I cared about it so much which is funny because it's a little short lived. I look back on these and laugh, I thought I was so witty. Well, I'm 21 attending USC, I have a boyfriend and no he's not Luke Hemmings. Which is fine because the Luke Hemmings I had in my mind wasn't even the real Luke. You can't help but romanticize when your young and impressionable. I was passionate I'll tell you that. But overall things are good now, I patched things up with my mom a while ago, I facetime her all the time just to check in, or in case I need a word of wisdom. She's a smart lady I'll tell you that, and she's my bestfriend. I never had many friend's growing up, if you couldn't tell already. And even if we didn't always get along she's the family that I got, and I'm not going to take that for granted. I havent thought about the boys much these past couple of years. I heard Youngblood, it's fine. But things are going well for me and it's fun to have a little time capsule to look back on. Peace out and remember, Chloe Don't Stop.
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